1.The Shark Fighter!
I'm a shark fighter, I fight sharks
I fight 'em in the water 'cuz that's where they are
When I smell blood, I come running
Then I put them in a shark cage
'Cuz my life, to hunt down the creature I despise
Is full of danger
Whose eyes - those dead black marbles they call eyes -
This rhyme tells the story of the...
Shark Fighter, toughest man in the sea!
Shark Fighter, with his wavy blond hair flowing so freely...
I had a girl who was precious to me but a shark took her away,
you see
Now I fight sharks not for money, but for love (and that ain't
funny, yo)
And here's why： I will avenge my lady with my life
Or until I die in a fight against the underwater army of the
night
This rhyme tells the story of the...
Shark Fighter, toughest man in the sea!
Shark Fighter, with his wavy blond hair flowing so freely...
His only goal is a shark casserole
His only creed is to make sharks bleed
He is not mean, he's just getting even
He will not die 'til all sharks cry
I gots me a knife, a bandanna and a topaz necklace
Yeah, I'm extremely reckless： I ride an otter like a motorcycle!
Yeah, I'm not kidding, man! Yeah, I'm not kidding, man!
I'M NOT KIDDING, MAN! YOU KNOW I'M JUST A...
Shark Fighter, toughest man in the sea!
Shark Fighter, with his wavy blond hair flowing so freely...
His only goal is a shark casserole
His only creed is to make sharks bleed
He is not mean, he's just getting even
He will not die 'til all sharks cry
2.B.F.F.!
I like hanging with my friends
Talkin' 'bout my B.F.F.
Big Friends... Forever!
I got some gigantic friends
They are like family
I take 'em with me everywhere
To put heat on my enemies
They're my own defensive line
I call them the great wall of mine
Hang with them til dinner time
At the smorgasbord we don't wait in line
And if you knew them like I do
Then you would see
That you need a big friend too
There's safety in numbers
And when your numbers are this large
You can walk right through a fight
Cuz your big friends are in charge
Stand on their shoulders
To get your cat out of the tree
Use 'em as a beanbag chair
When you're watching your fat screen TV
Crowd surf me all the way to school
Splash all the water out of my pool
These jolly giants are never cruel
All big people are really cool
And if you knew them like I do
Then you would see
That you need a big friend too
Now they are a ton of fun
But they are closer to the sun
Their footsteps are so heavy
They get so hot
So hot and sweaty
Big friends are here today
Big friends are here to stay
Big friends don't go away
They're getting bigger, bigger every day
New York - Big Friends!
LA - Big Friends!
UK - Big Friends!
All The Islands - Big Friends!
And the chipmunks are our little friends
So don't step on them!!
3.The Legend Is True!
I like your face and you like mine too
I like your face and you like mine too
Your looks are legend
And the legend is true
I like your face and you like mine too
Stereo's on but nobody's dancing
Nobody knows what they're talking about
There is no Golden Age fashion
At least not in this town
So when I turned my head to cry
I had to dry my eye
I saw the tortoise from the sea
Swimming you back to me
And there across the sky
I can see what makes the legend
The legend is true
And it's you
Yeah, you are the legend
The legend is true
I like your fangs and you like mine too
I like your fangs and you like mine too
That bite is legend
And the legend is true
I like your fangs and you like mine too
It's been so long since rust made a racket
All the friars like to rock 'n' roll
But there underneath the dust jacket
That's where the legend will go
And there across the sky
I can see what makes the legend
The legend is true
And it's you
Yeah, you are the legend
The legend is true
So that is why I cry
I can see what takes a mention
The legend is true
And it's you
Yeah, you are the legend
The legend is true
In the stagecoach on the highway
Will you be a-going my way？
Forsooth!
In the cottage on the green
Through the castle of the queen
Quite right!
Lords and ladies clap and sing
As raven clips his broken wing
Indeed!
So on a fortnight journey's sting
Ask yourself do you like tings？
(Me like tings!)
4.Radio Down!
Chorus：
Don't turn the radio down
(We want the music loud)
Don't turn the radio down
(We wanna mess around)
We feel like dancin'
We wanna dance, so
Don't turn the radio down
Don't turn the radio down
(We want the music loud)
Don't turn the radio down
(We wanna mess around)
Nah nah nah nah nah Hey!
We on the radio, so
Don't turn the radio down
We wrote some songs, made a record
but we had no place to go
so we go some old computer parts
and built a radio
Now we can dance baby
You wanna dance baby？
Turn up the radio
To start the dance craze!
Bridge：
Don't need no talk shows (Nope!)
Don't need no deejay's (No!) can
We can dance in a million different ways
with the record selection and the
mirror's reflection
and I'm dancin' with myself!
Oh Oh Oh Oh!
(Chorus)
So take a break, take a second
Awww! Shucks!
Quit yer job! When you pump out the
jammy jams,
you take the whole year off
you gotta dance baby
this here's your chance baby
to turn up the radio and
dance the night away.!!
(Bridge)
(Chorus)
Biz Markie rapping：
Pump the bass, pump ya thighs.
I want some ketchup on my hamburger and fries.
You. know. me.
(indiscernable)
and this is how I slow it down, this the place to be.
Ooh! Ahh! I want a piece of pie!
No matter what I say, it always come out fly!
That's why I'm with the brothers that got it like that.
They go by the name of the Aquabats.
So let it all come down
Let it all come crashing down.
Cuz we ready, to rock it steady
Were gonna dance, dance,
Dance to the radio!
5.Poppin' A Wheelie!
I like happy dreams when I sleep and
I like yummy food to eat
I like holidays
These things are okay
But I love love love love love love
Poppin' a wheelie!
(On my bike!)
I said I love love love love love love
Poppin' a wheelie
(On my bike!)
When you see me outside
With my wind-swept hair
Riding by with my wheel in the air
You'll never see me happier
You'll never see me happier
That's when I pull those handlebars
And get 'em in the air
I like long walks on the beach and
I like the feel of sand on my feet
Yeah I like nature just fine from time to time
I like those video games and
I like most airplanes and trains
I like nice weather
But there's something so much better
My wheelies are defying gravity
And I'm the king of the world
As I'm balancing
You'll never see me happier
You'll never see me happier
Than when I pull those handlebars
And get 'em in the air
Because we
Love love love love love love love love
Love love love love love love love love
Love love love love love love love love
Love love love love love love love love
Love love love love love love love love
Love love love love love love love love
Poppin' a wheelie!
…on my bike!
6.Hey Homies!
Hey Homies (what's up？)
What was that？ (clap clap)
We don't need no thugs
Unless those thugs was givin' out hugs
Hey ladies (what's up？)
What was that？ (Say whaaat？)
We don't need no thugs
Unless those thugs was givin' out hugs
Here we go again my friends
Wave your hands from side to side
Raise the roof we call the sky
There's a special way to show we care
Is there anybody out there？
(I am!) (Me too!)
I'm talking about hugs
H-U-G-S hugs!
So where's my ladies at？
(What you want？ I'm here)
And where's my dudes at？
(Uhhhh… Here？)
Now sisters and brothers
Let's turn and face each other
And put your arms out nice and wide
Rock that hug from side to side (We be huggin'!)
Now give a hug to the right (We be huggin'!)
And give a lug to the left (We be huggin'!)
Now 360 hug (Weeee!)
And sing it, thugs!
H is for homeys
Huggin' home girls who is hot
U is for you my bro
Can I get a hug or not？
G is for…
Good… hug… guy？
Cuz hugs are nature's sticky glue
They form a bond you can't undo
So wrap your arms around this fun
So many hugs can be done
They can be done!
Like the Bro Hug
The Sandwich Hug
The Zombie Hug
The T-rex Hug
A Robot Hug
The Awkward Hug
The Bear Hug
And the Group Hug
7.In My Dreams!
Why am I so glad to be alive
Everyone that sees me wants to be me
In my dreams
And why do the bad guys run and hide？
Just because I never run out of bullets
In my dreams
In my dreams
I have an ice cream tree
I have a gym that works out for me
I can always find my keys
Can always find my keys
When I wake up it's a nightmare
I scream in fright cuz you're not there
When I see you again
I'll know that I'm dreaming
I'm dreamin' 'bout you tonight
I'm dreamin' 'bout you tonight
We can be together
But I know it's now or never
In my dreams
In my dreams
And why when I'm falling do you fly？
Things are never quite what they seem
In my dreams
And why am I in a submarine？
You jump out the hatch
And you never look back
In my dreams
We can be together if we only believe
But then you go away
You go away from me
But tonight, I'm dreamin' 'bout you tonight
8.Just Can't Lose!
I can't open the door to my car anymore
But I don't care
You don't call me on the phone anymore
But I don't care
I got hit on the head with my new surfboard
And it's making me bored
Cuz I don't know I don't care anymore
I got a littering ticket at the dump
Such a tragedy
My parents fired me for mowing my lawn
Finally
My hair gel's obsolete
My shoes don't fit on my feet
Juicy Fruit's not as sweet
Cuz I don't know I don't care anymore
Must be a voodoo doll with my name on it
Maybe a black cat has crossed my path
But I never get sad and I never look back
Cuz no matter what I do
I just can't lose
And even if I do
I'll jump your bike
Right off of your roof
Cuz if I crash real bad
Your sister will think I'm rad
No matter, no matter what I do
I just can't lose
I stepped on a crack and
It broke my momma's back
But she's okay
I'm a hypochondriac and
I think I had a heart attack
But I'm okay
Things are looking up
Didn't get hit by a bus
Maybe I'm starting to care
A little more than before
Must be a voodoo doll with my name on it
Maybe a black cat has crossed my path
But I never get sad and I never look back
Cuz no matter what I do
I just can't lose
And even if I do
I'll jump your bike
Right off of your roof
Cuz if I crash real bad
Your sister will think I'm rad
No matter, no matter what I do
I just can't lose
Yeah I broke my leg but
I guess that's just my style
It's a victory because
It made your mamma smile
Cuz no matter what I do
I just can't lose
And even if I do
I'll jump your bike
Right off of your roof
Cuz if I crash real bad
Your sister will think I'm rad
No matter, no matter what I do
I just can't lose
And even if I do I can always move
And even if I do
I can auction off all of your shoes
You lose
9.All My Money!
Uh oh, uh oh - Whoopsie!
Uh oh, uh oh - Whoopsie!
Uh oh, uh oh - Whoopsie!
Uh oh, uh oh
I had a birthday and grandma gave me money
She said
“Don't spend it all in one place, honey”
Then I got twenty bucks
For Columbus Day
And I found sixty-five in The Everglades
Oh can't you see me
Check… a look at me
Running round town on a shopping spree
G-G-Got some new skis
And some break dance shoes
Like boogaloo shrimp
And a shabba-doo!
I spent all my money! I can't believe myself
I spent all my money! I can't believe myself
I bought some tropical fish
For my Japanese cat
And some ostrich feathers
For my black leather hat
Got some shiny gold rings
And an X-ray machine
So I can take a few pictures
Of the inside of me
Oh can't you see me
Can't you see me oh？
Running round town like an Eskimo
In a fuzzy fur coat
On a fondue bike
This is my money baby
Gonna buy what I like
Whoops!
I dropped it, I dropped it, I dropped
You got some money
And POOF!! It's gone again
That's just the way it goes
No No No don't you worry
You just go to grandma's house
That's where the money tree grows!
So come one come on come on
Let's spend some money now
So come on come on come on
Roll up those quarters
So come on come on come on
Let's spend some money now
So come on come on come on
10.Pink Pants!
It's so, It's so modern, just a passion
Stuck in a tire swing
It's so, so cosmopolitan
It's outrageous but what does it mean？
Yeah yeah I bought pink pants
I'm screaming in a chauffeur-driven protest
Yeah yeah I take a popular stance
But what can I say when I say
Hey let's talk about it (Let's talk)
We can talk and talk and talk
And talk and talk about it
And you know (You rock!)
That the world loves to spin around me
Let's talk about it
Hey it's almost criminal
When I have a good hair day
It's so, so surreal
But what does that mean anyway？
Yeah yeah I got pink pants
I'm dreaming I'm the dental maharajah
Yeah yeah I take a popular stance
But what do I say when I say
Hey let's talk about it (Let's talk)
We can talk and talk and talk
And talk and talk about it
And you know (You rock!)
That the world loves to spin around me
So come on now
Hey let's talk about it (Let's talk)
We can jaw and yak and
Chit and chat the brass tacks
And you know (You rock!)
That the world loves to spin around me
Let's talk about it
Have you ever been outside
Of your own conversation？
Not a lovely place
For your mental stabilization
We can talk about me
And then we'll talk about you
And I will tune that part out
As I know you will too
So come on!
Hey let's talk about it (Let's talk)
We can talk and talk and talk
And talk and talk about it
And you know (You rock!)
That the world loves to spin around me
So come on now
Hey let's talk about it (Let's talk)
We can jaw and yak and
Chit and chat the brass tacks
And you know (You rock!)
That the world loves to spin around me
Let's talk about it
11.Food Fight On The Moon!
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1
We're going to the moon!
We're gonna get there soon!
But what's the point
Now we're here and
There's nothing to do
It's just craters and sand!
A desolation wasteland!
Something must be done!
To make this lunar landing fun!
Let's have a food fight
Here on the moon
There's nothing better
Than having a food fight
Here on the moon
Light as a feather
In zero gravity
You are my enemy
Having a food fight on the moon
So let's raid the ship
For Oreos… And chips!
We've got powdered juice-a
And bags of stew
That we'll cut loose-a
Fo' sho' it's on
Spaghetti-Os and Grey Poupon
But it's all okay
No cleanup
The food just floats away
What's the point of going to space anyway？
There's nothing but space out here
I think you know
I think you know why Bowie and Major Tom
They went to space to get their food fight on
To get their food fight on!
…in space
…and time…
12.Luck Dragon Lady!
Fly away
Fly away with me
We don't have wings
But together we can fly
Fly away
Fly away
Fly away with me
We don't have wings
But together we can fly
Fly away
I'm a dragon, You're a dragon
We're flyoneers in a covered wagon
Friday night, I'll fly in late
Just in time for our dragon date
Picnic time - shout hooray!
Shish-ka-bobs with my dragon spray
Luck dragon is with you (oh!)
I'm here to stay
And on a quest a luck dragon
Is the only way
I'll fly with you to the end
Wind blowing through our dragon skin
Show no fear! Show no tears!
Dragons live for a billion years!
So…
The dragon breath with the fangs out
Get so hot when the fire come out
I'll bring you luck, I'll never give up
Don't know the way but we'll share the cup
No make believe we don't have wings
This dragon has magic dreams
Luck dragon is with you (Oh!)
I'm here to stay
And on a quest a luck dragon
Is the only way
I'll settle down with you my love
We'll drift on down in a mist from above
Don't worry girl, Hang on tight
All we got is luck, aight？
There's something in your eyes
Says now let's fly
Leave this place and
Punch a hole through the sky
These castles and kings
Send them away
As you wish, luck dragon lady
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